HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS I: EVIL JUSTONESANDZEROS

And I bring you a brand new slightlyfastboy update!!!!!!!!!!

NEW FEATURES:

OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK BY THE VERYSLOWGIRL!!!????

THAT'S RIGHT. SLIGHLYFASTBOY MAKES EVEN MORE NOISES NOW, AND THIS TIME THEY ARE COMPOSED BY THE ONE AND ONLY VERYSLOWGIRL. GO LISTEN TO IT!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!

EVIL OPTIONS

You had weird options, now get ready for evil options >:) (they're like weird options, but eviler)

Enjoy cool new features such as:

Murder Counter

Murder is fun, but how can we enhance the murder experience so you can enjoy it even further? Introducing: the murder counter! Now you can keep track of the amount of murder you have experienced in your lifetime. Unlike the speedrun timer, your murder count is saved so try to get it as high as possible (but not too high or something strange might happen)

Ads

Due to the increased development costs, slightlyfastboy will now include ads for our non-premium users. These ads are very non-intrusive and you will barely notice them I promise.

Ransomware Mode

THE LONG AWAITED RANSOMWARE MODE IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!! slightlyfastboy will now encrypt your files until you subscribe to veryslowgirl (DO IT OR ELSE).

And other things!!!

I would write about the other 2 evil options, but I am evil so I don't want to >:( FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!!!!

OH NO THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

Strange John is here sometimes! He's like Weird James but evil. If only there was a way he could be more evil somehow ;)

Less Important Changes

- Weird James does more weird things now
- the world of slightlyfastboy now loops so you can't just hold 1 direction anymore
- you can toggle fullscreen with F11
- adjusted the speed of slightlyfastboy and the veryslowgirls
- lowered the volume of the faster mode music because it was hurting my ears
- fullscreen and mute toggles now persist after closing and reopening the game
- there is now a photosensitivity warning when you open the game for the first time
- probably some other things I forgot because I spent way too long on this update

Thank you for following the development of slightlyfastboy. I don't know if there will be any new updates after this one. When I started this project, I was planning for it to be a dumb low effort thing I would spend 2 hours on and then forget about. Now it's a dumb high effort thing I have been consistently developing for 2 weeks. I'm going to bed now. Subscribe to veryslowgirl, and remember...